President Obama was a busy guy yesterday, hosting a total of six fundraisers between Chicago and Minnesota. At one in Minnesota, he was introduced by Honeywell factory employee Ryan Sullivan. Considering it was a once in a lifetime opportunity, Mr. Sullivan pulled his son out of school for the day so he could watch his dad introduce the commander in chief. This wasn’t lost on Obama, who penned this excuse to Tyler Sullivan’s teacher. No details on whether Mr. Ackerman thought this was the best forgery ever.